As a few sunny shards begin to pick their way through the grim UK winter, a bro reaches for lighter colours. I’ve been combating the dreary weather with lighter trousers, pretty fruitlessly, for some weeks. You know, ‘white in winter’ and all that. It does… Read More
All posts tagged “Kapital”
Using the word ‘fundamentally’ too much
This model is too butch for this top. Do girls still call attractive men, ‘a hunk’? Or am I living in the 50s? Anyway, he’s a fucking hunk. Look at his hunkiness. Look at his square shoulders and no beer belly. He’s too Hugo Boss… Read More
The 20 best gifts for bros
Buying for a bro this Yulemastide? Want to make him grin like his bum cheeks are clamped around a spinning feather duster? Well, you’ve left it a bit late, but I’m here to help. Check my pick of 20 massively cool things you can buy… Read More
Stimulating scarfcraft
Usually bros keep their winter coat game locked in a penitentiary of navy and black. I get that. A coat’s large bucks. Broheim can’t be tossing mad-stacks on a fucking tapestry. What happens if you tire of the patterning? Or worse, you start hearing, “Yo,… Read More
Muscular anchors
This is a Kaptial Dungerees Work Shirt in indigo. It looks like my nieces have been at it with felt pens. It’s all embroidery though. Embroidery that appears to have come from the brain of a cat obsessed infant. There’s a sort of muscular anchor… Read More
Unsuitable for even a mildly formal environment
Looking to get back on the corduroy tip for the winter? Ignore the squares over at GQ rolling out the old ‘corduroy suit for winter’ ‘trend’ a-fucking-gain. Get your head round this camo, four-button madness from the lunatics over at Kapital. And before you poo… Read More





