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Using the word ‘fundamentally’ too much

This model is too butch for this top. Do girls still call attractive men, ‘a hunk’? Or am I living in the 50s?  Anyway, he’s a fucking hunk. Look at his hunkiness. Look at his square shoulders and no beer belly. He’s too Hugo Boss for this top. I hate his athletic frame. I bet he likes cats. And never poos.

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In order to carry this top off, you’ve got to be a weedy, chain smoking loser. An aspirant poet who can’t spell. A guy who pretends to read Byron in coffee shops and uses the word ‘fundamentally’ too much. Sound like you?

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Good, so get yourself over to Blue Button Shop and drop the required on this preposterously titled IDG Jersey Hippie Long T (Bandanna Crazy) – Indigo. It’s by Japanese indigosmen Kapital, so it’s obscure enough for even the most pretentious wannabe wordsmith.

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It’s indigo dyed and the sleeves – as if you hadn’t clocked – are patch-worked up in original Kapital bandanna bits. How does 116 quid sound? If it sounds about 50 quid too much, you’re out of luck. Cos it costs 116 quid.

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I think it’s pretty reasonable. It captures the downtrodden, coffee-house, broke-but-not-really-broke, pseudo-thinker vibe totally. Completely. Fundamentally.

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