100% wool. 100% made in Japan. 100% lunatic. One could argue that what we are looking at here is a coat made of different coloured panels. But one would be duped. Bamboozled by one’s own eyes – as Aristotle pointed out, “our senses can be trusted but they can be easily fooled”. Theoretically, when we view something our brains try to predict the future, compensating for the minuscule delay between a thing and our conscious perception of it. There is a short lag as a signal travels to the brain to be processed. That doesn’t affect me though as I’ve got pretty good eyesight and a fucking nimble mind. I can see this is not in fact a coat made of different coloured panels, but a living consciousness of dark matter, completely invisible to the electromagnetic spectrum. Like something Dr Strange might do.