I don’t own this garment. But I feel like life is wrestling me towards it. As weeks pass, I’m being psychologically dragged into the sphere of totally inappropriate garments. And I’m not putting up much a fight. “Christ, that’s pure middle-aged crisis“, said my girl… Read More
I sent my girl a link to this hat. She Skyped back,”I think that is horrid.” Which puts me in something of a predicament. My girl thinks it’s “horrid”, I think it’s the most important hat since heads were invented. What does an idiot like… Read More
I was in San Francisco last week. I know, get me. But you know what, it’s not even a big deal for a citizen of the globe like me. Some days I’m in Peckham, other days I’m in Reading. Next week I’m going to Bath.… Read More
I suspect the amount of people that would recognise this as part of Kapital’s “Kountry” collection, as apposed to the fragrant garms of a professional vagabond, are few. It’s an acquired taste. Like veal. Or depending on your perspective, piss. Personally, I’m a big fan… Read More
Jesus be merciful. I’ve looked into the mind of God and it’s made of cotton. Actually, I think this shirt transcends religion. We’re probably in supervoid territory here. I mean, I think this thing is made of conventional matter, but I can’t be entirely sure.… Read More
Dunno what I feel about Gandhi. I mean, they made one film back in the 80s and it was pretty good. But that was that. No TV spin-off, T-shirts, posters or rubber Ghandhi-head merch. I bet the guys that made Ghandi are kicking themselves looking… Read More
