How long have I been looking for a pair of shorts with a colourful Tyrolean-inspired woven detail running down and off the leg seam? It’s difficult to apply a time scale to the question. But if forced I’d say around 0.27 seconds. I’ve just seen… Read More
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Engineered Garments SS17 lookbook
Even as our current summer tosses and turns between sodden and warminess, the gentleman menswearman must look to the future. Next summer to be precise. This is the Engineered Garments SS17 lookbook, in its entirety, over one page (no click harvesting galleries here.) Fans familiar… Read More
No, I’d love to go to the park
These actually make a lot of sense. If it’s hot and you’re being ‘strongly encouraged’ to go to the park – and not stay in eating Quavers, switching between old episodes of Larry Sanders and Hardcore Free-For-All on Black Ops 3 – a bro has… Read More
An eyeful of my friend in the nude
A friend of mine once wore an all-in-one like this. It was actually an underwear piece, a Calvin Klein pants and vest thing, all sewn together. It featured no orifices. Hungover one morning, we visited a cafe and halfway through our cappuccinos, he excused himself… Read More
Sopping undercarriage
It’s still warm out there right? People are still wearing shorts? Have you got any shorts? Do you like heavy denim shorts? The kind of shorts that actually might as well be normal weight trousers cos they’re made of heavy fucking denim so they encourage… Read More
The most popular bro at the pool party
That’s an ass-ton of matchy-matchy. Hold the fuck tight, it’s a full shorts and shirt set. As such, it’s probably the recipe for either brutal derision, or the most popular bro at the pool party – the guy dropping Yung Lean onto the playlist, the… Read More





