That’s an ass-ton of matchy-matchy. Hold the fuck tight, it’s a full shorts and shirt set. As such, it’s probably the recipe for either brutal derision, or the most popular bro at the pool party – the guy dropping Yung Lean onto the playlist, the guy with a bottomless supply of smokes, the guy the bikini girls with the cellulitey bums keep swishing their hair at. Yes master, raw drama.
If you’re in the mood to take this look by the horns, internet yourself over here. You might be able to work out a route to buy it. Failing that, it’s Tigre Brocante, so you could try and fathom their website here – although even after clicking myself dry I couldn’t find these specific garms.
I’m sure about two things regarding this outfit. Firstly, you could probably find a matching shorts and shirt set elsewhere – although certainly not a turbo-cool quilting, patchwork one like this. And secondly, no one reading this will go to the trouble of trying to import this shirt and shorts set. Which begs the question, what’s the point? And you’re right to think that. What is the point? On that note, I’ll bid you farewell.