Fitted down jackets, contoured to the body, often with a hood. Much like anything featuring Jamie Laing or rabies, they are to avoided at all costs. We all know the media is rarely critical of clothing — everything has to be wonderful because the advertising… Read More
Standing next to graffiti ups your cool rating by 43%. That’s scientific fact. In fact, once you excuse the non-existence of ‘cool’, the impossibility of measuring a notion and the lack of any credible studies that illustrate an increase in ‘cool’ while in the proximity… Read More
I’m not usually one to draw attention to grammatical failings. I have apostrophied when I should have hyphenated so many times, I get tense in my semi colon just thinking about it. Still, I don’t usually stick my shambolic syntax, in giant letters onto walls.… Read More
Keeping in mind the trifling amount of time we bros are blessed with the gift of life, it’s remarkable how eager we are to twot it away on the most idiotic and trivial activities. Most dudes I know think the best thing on the planet… Read More
The next person that accuses me of having, ‘man flu’, before giggling like it’s the wittiest aside in the recorded history of human utterance, is getting a scowl. Please understand. It’s not wit. It’s just what unimaginative people who work in offices say, because they… Read More
Why are people such wang lords? You know people. You’ve seen them around. Nibbling the lips off a kebab in the street. Stumbling in cheap heels and cackling with laughter. Openly urinating in an alley where passers by can see them. Where small children with… Read More
