Whistles have finally announced they’re launching their womenswear for men. No longer will envious bros have to sneak into their boo’s closet, to try on satin strappy jumpsuits, sleeveless shift dresses and French navy slingback mules. All aboard the lacy train brahs…
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No one ever said warfare was fairly worn
Three of the most vital tenants of the #menswear movement appear to be… 1) Look as cool as possible, without giving the impression you’re actually trying to look cool. 2) Wear labels other people don’t know about. 3) When quizzed about your clothes, act as… Read More
Talismans made of dung
As a menswearist, you might have heard of the dude in the picture. His name’s Hiroki Nakamura. He’s the boss of Visvim. He lives like that. By ‘like that’, I mean… well I mean, just look at him. Look at his rig-out. To the untrained… Read More
Breezy tendrils
The next person that accuses me of having, ‘man flu’, before giggling like it’s the wittiest aside in the recorded history of human utterance, is getting a scowl. Please understand. It’s not wit. It’s just what unimaginative people who work in offices say, because they… Read More
Socially inept strugglepurse
Just now, I was standing in a shop, waiting ages, behind a girl attempting to buy some chewing gum and a Feast. Number one, who the fuck buys a Feast any more? It’s not even real chocolate. How has she never heard of a Magnum?… Read More
Audible eye-rolling
Why do people only check in on Facebook at places they think will impress others? On my feed, the amount of times I’m told ‘so-and-so’ is at ‘Soho House in Shoreditch’, or ‘whats-and-such’ ‘arrived in Prague’, is starting to reek of high-order bellknobbery. I mean,… Read More