What’s with this guy’s miserable ass? Look at him. Hasn’t he got anything better to do than sit around in ‘art spaces’ looking double-miz-miz? And what’s he trying to camo-himself from? Grannies tutting at modern art? Is he into the gift shop for six large… Read More
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Space God reminded me I’m just a bellpiece with an overpriced patchwork cardigan
This week I’ve uncooled myself a number of times. I ordered a cocktail in a scenester bar, bent down to pick up my bag and forcefully struck my forehead on the bar. Customers and bar staff looked at me. I picked up my cocktail and… Read More
New things to wear, or not, but either way, there’s seven of them
The intrepid menswearist always has an eye out for the freshness – different ways to wear stuff, new garms, original details. Ultimately, it’s about finding new takes, that when deployed in the field, make other bros feel inadequate. Healthy living dudes. So, peep my selection… Read More
A bit like the ones poor kids wore at school
It’s easy to draw the wrong conclusion when looking at menswear catwalk shows. Take Junya Watanabe’s collection for AW 14. If you examine the following images, you may conclude a number of things. You may feel that jeans covered in patches (like the flowery Clothkits… Read More
I’m not sure what else I’m actually about
Gobble fucking gobble. Mark NcNairy’s stylings for Woolrich Woolen Mills’ SS15 look edibly good. Assuming you like the taste of cloth. And buttons. McNairy’s skill in constantly refining and reimagining workwear staples kicks up a gear here. There’s a bunch of shit I’d seriously consider… Read More
A bit naaaaughty
There’s a lot of stuff you’d think people should know, but they don’t. Women for instance, have no idea just how many abominable bastards don’t wash their hands after passing liquid. Even in this day and age, the amount of bros I’ve seen who bypass… Read More

