Do you find the flute a bit mainstream? Prefer the sound of the piccolo? Bet you like the mandolin right? Do you shave a bit of bark into your salad? And if you went to Bath, you’d drink the spa water right? And enjoy it.… Read More
All posts filed under “Boots”
Psychedelic Muslimist madness
New year is all sorts of confusing. Post Christmas, the wallet is still bruised. But the sales are on and there are stone cold bargains to swag. My boo is telling me some sale boots I’m considering look like something Mr Tumnus would wear. But… Read More
Think of the orphans
I don’t need these boots. But I’d have them. If someone gave them to me, I’d have them definitely. I don’t need them. I don’t need anything. But as the festivus bares down on us, undercarriage heavy with baubles, rich meats and rum soaked sultanas,… Read More
Look at it from a purposely inaccurate perspective
Be reasonable. What else are you gonna spend 200 coins on right now? A family trip to Alton Towers? Dude, it’s off season, forget it. These Yuketens are on offer and were 350. So a piffling 200 is basically giving them away. They’re pretty much… Read More
Space God reminded me I’m just a bellpiece with an overpriced patchwork cardigan
This week I’ve uncooled myself a number of times. I ordered a cocktail in a scenester bar, bent down to pick up my bag and forcefully struck my forehead on the bar. Customers and bar staff looked at me. I picked up my cocktail and… Read More
A bit like the ones poor kids wore at school
It’s easy to draw the wrong conclusion when looking at menswear catwalk shows. Take Junya Watanabe’s collection for AW 14. If you examine the following images, you may conclude a number of things. You may feel that jeans covered in patches (like the flowery Clothkits… Read More




