Stuff with logos on is crass right? I saw a dude strutting around Brixton the other day in an In-N-Out Burger T-shirt. I sort of feel he would have looked cooler if he’d just started weeping, pulled his shorts down and did a plop in… Read More
All posts tagged “End”
The security of the first world
Are you bogus bro? Do you spend your life hiding anxiously behind a façade of fake confidence? Is your life is a sham, spent regurgitating Buzzfeed trivia, pretending to enjoy the L.I.E.S back catalogue and just nodding habitually when people talk about fancying Daenerys Targaryen?… Read More
So easily puppeted by the now
This post disgraces me. I have always considered Birkenstocks a sartorial abomination. A serpent’s seed, the fetid progeny of a demonic bumming between some danish clogs and a pair of Crocs. They’re for people who call ‘thinking about stuff’, ‘spirituality’. They’re for people who ‘like… Read More
McNairyness = 14 pounds
You really should get what you pay for. Goes without saying right? So why, in any railway station toilet does is it cost a flat 30p, whatever ‘task’ you wish to undertake? Why do those wanting a quick weeniss have to subsidise those taking on… Read More
Talismans made of dung
As a menswearist, you might have heard of the dude in the picture. His name’s Hiroki Nakamura. He’s the boss of Visvim. He lives like that. By ‘like that’, I mean… well I mean, just look at him. Look at his rig-out. To the untrained… Read More
Look as tight as your purse strings
Women brag about how little they spent, men brag about how much they spent. Men are idiots. I guess it comes from our evolution as a gender – who’s got the longest spear, who can make fire the quickest, who can strangle the biggest mammoth?… Read More