Here’s a sort of camo pattern. It appears designed specifically for camouflaging under no circumstances currently available to man. You’d probably blend right in during the quantum fluctuations at the birth of our universe. As you can see, we’re talking trousers. Statement trousers. They’re from… Read More
All posts tagged “Digital Mountain”
A bourgeois S&M introductory pack
Given the grotesque behaviour of the NRA and the current US political incumbency, spotlighting a “holster bag” is arguably a little insensitive. Indeed, with its lightweight cotton make up and selection of contemporary colour-ways, this is ideal TJ Hooker beachwear. But moving past the six-shooting,… Read More
No, you can’t get a laptop in them
The shoulder strap is the star of these SASQUATCHfabrix bags. They look a bit like the spine of one of Giger’s aliens; robust but forgiving and just vaguely icky. There’s rubber inside that nylon strap, presumably responsible for that queasy corrugated feel. But if it… Read More
A hat made of Chewits
The Engineered Garments Spring/Summer 18 collection goes nuclear with colour. If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out here. Of course it’s typical, come the warmer months, for menswear lines to shift away from the navy, grey and black and get more chromatic, but… Read More
Homogenised, spoon-fed taste
People have shit taste. Or rather they’ve got the same taste as everyone else, so they’re confused into thinking it’s good. The same, homogenised, spoon-fed taste. You can see it in deadpan grey John Lewis pillow cases. It’s the unread Mondrian art book (concealing a… Read More
Jorah Mormont on a bad day
At this point in the (discerning) menswear season, it can seem like an eternity before the pieces you glimpse (via curiously small images) on Japanese retail sites, turn up in UK stores. Engineered Garments, indeed all Nepenthes brands, seem to take a malicious pleasure in… Read More





