Already Covid-19 has developed a new symptom — conference calls have gone viral. Tinny voices shrieking from smartphones. The robotic echo of bad connections. Hello, can you hear me, I’m here, I’m heeeeere, [fuck me], do you need to restart? Hello, hello… It’s piss, no… Read More
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Life’s lactations are to be gargled
You’ve probably encountered the old saying; dress for the job you want, not the job you have. It obviously infers that by ditching your old suit and buying a new (more up-to-date) suit you’ll be next in line for a promotion. Of course in reality… Read More
Homogenised, spoon-fed taste
People have shit taste. Or rather they’ve got the same taste as everyone else, so they’re confused into thinking it’s good. The same, homogenised, spoon-fed taste. You can see it in deadpan grey John Lewis pillow cases. It’s the unread Mondrian art book (concealing a… Read More
Worn as effectively on the sleeve as in the heart
Look at this image. This is what a man should be about right now. Beige. Unthreatening. Too much corduroy. Tied up like a creased envelope. As the evident beastliness of so many prominent males in our current news feed illustrates, some blokes can be bad.… Read More
You’ve got to have goals
If only adults put as much effort into their daily wardrobe as they do during Halloween. Even Peckham turned into a Spielbergian suburban nightmare of kidults knobbing about with spiderwebs in a can. Social feeds the world over are rammed with faces covered in flour… Read More
Playboy Mansion or Razzle Mansion?
So yesterday we were on the pseudo-gown tip. Kind of a bit like a gown, but ultimately not. Now this thing is a gown (coat). If you’re looking to take your Japanese influenced stylings next level, you need to be scoping the gown scene. I… Read More