I think at least three patterns per shirt should be mandatory. I mean, one pattern… you’re the kind of guy who waits for his receipt at the ATM and thinks three pints on a ‘school night’ is bonk-bonk-crazy-times. Two patterns… well okay, you’ve bought a… Read More
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All Christs of clever
So, ‘We Are All Prostitutes’ is a song by post-punk outfit, The Pop Group. ‘CDGU’ stands for Comme des Garçons Undercover. Does this T-shirt mean that the two Japanese brands are prostituting their talents on this basic T? Does it mean that the potential customer would… Read More
The perfect thing to wear when… you realise you had sausages for breakfast, lunch and dinner
This is a fuck ton of coat. Arguably more coat than one individual should be left in charge of. This coat is so much coat that it doesn’t just come with washing instructions, it comes with an operating manual. I’m not even sure the wearer… Read More
The perfect thing to wear when… someone in a meeting finishes their point, shouts ‘Boom!’ and looks at you expectantly
I’m not going to mess around here. To invest in this Blue Blue Japan denim shirt requires crazy mad papes. 325 papes to be precise. Now you might be thinking that that’s quite a lot for a shirt. But you’d be wrong. It’s an absurd… Read More
The perfect thing to wear when… You smoke so much your toes are always numb and your mate shrugs that, ‘it’s quite common’ as he lights up again
I dropped on this Engineered Garments blaze a couple of weeks back. Going in pretty heavy over at Garbstore, I left 297 bones lighter, brandishing this flimsy, unlined cotton jacket. I had a birthday party to attend and fancied busting a new statement piece. A… Read More
