I expect, like me, you’re a mad fan of folklore patterns dating back to the 1800s. I know, I know same right? That’s pretty much my life – getting my drank on, expensive Japanese garms, downloading from xlr8r.com and enjoying folklore patterns dating back to… Read More
What’s this about then? It’s a holster bag, which you attach to your belt and your thigh and then… just… you know… Yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous. It’s like a really, really tasteful piece of gay fetish wear. Which is appropriate, because if you wore it… Read More
When you’re prowling around in a hat with a big lace on the top, there can be a number of outcomes.
New year is all sorts of confusing. Post Christmas, the wallet is still bruised. But the sales are on and there are stone cold bargains to swag. My boo is telling me some sale boots I’m considering look like something Mr Tumnus would wear. But… Read More
Buying for a bro this Yulemastide? Want to make him grin like his bum cheeks are clamped around a spinning feather duster? Well, you’ve left it a bit late, but I’m here to help. Check my pick of 20 massively cool things you can buy… Read More
This week I’ve uncooled myself a number of times. I ordered a cocktail in a scenester bar, bent down to pick up my bag and forcefully struck my forehead on the bar. Customers and bar staff looked at me. I picked up my cocktail and… Read More
