I briefly had a boss who, when describing something good, chose to use the phrase, “fucking laser“. A nice breakfast, “fucking laser“. A good piece of work, “fucking laser that is.” I briefly considered employing the slang myself. Then thought better of it. I notice it hasn’t caught on.
The guys over at Story MFG seem to be all up in the ‘laser’ lifestyle though. These jeans are actually patterned by lasers. And very eye-catching they are. They clearly set their lasers to stun. To stun I say…
The brand apparently wanted to achieve something, “a little more future-y than vintage markings“. So they decided to, “scorch“, their natural indigo denim with “sideways ‘laser rain‘”. The resulting wide leg jeans are certainly a stand-out. If they had my size, I’d grab a piece of this right now. But over at retailer OTHER/Shop they appear to only have 32 waists left, which is a little ambitious from my perspective.
You can find out more about the whole lasering process over here, and if you’re taken by this raygun raked antics give OTHER/Shop a bell. I’m sure they’d help a brother out. They’re fucking laser like that.