I do sometimes feel like a right pair of penises doing these shots. I mean, what business have I to be grimacing out at you, in a jacket that looks like it was tailored by Jame (“It puts the lotion in the basket”) Gumb? No… Read More
You know when something really looks like something, but it’s not that thing, it’s another thing? Kind of like Galaxy chocolate. It looks like chocolate and smells a bit like chocolate, but tastes like piss and stones. To the unskilled eye, train timetables look like… Read More
