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Bodymax Power Rack on my ass

Yeah, this is Nike. I don’t usually do Nike. I’m in no way a sneakerman, nor do I heat up my glutes down at the ‘nasium. I don’t even know what glutes are. That said, this NikeLab Tech Crew is going all sorts of Bodymax Power Rack on my ass.

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Stick a front pouch with bonded zip pockets on a sweater and I don’t care whether it’s by Lidl Homme, I’ve got interest. Knock it out for under a ton and I’m reaching for my CSC.

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The cotton weave, while doubtless at the pinnacle of techno-fabrication, looks a bit Reiss, but the addition of that pouch puts it on a different planet. I can see this worn beneath an overcoat – dude be sticking his hands in that pouch and letting the overcoat just flap in the wind, standing on a quayside, pulling on his last Regal, letting the drizzle wash away the pain.

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Anyway, that’s about that. Sporty thing, best used for non sports activities. According to the blurb it boasts, “athletic aesthetics“, which is something of a tongue-twister. And ironically, just saying that out loud, is about as close to physical exercise as I intend to achieve wearing this.

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