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Inflexible feculence

I am 100% politically correct. The other day I streamed Jurassic World with Hindi subtitles. I frequently help my missus out and iron a couple of my own shirts. And If a homosexualist was a bit backed up, it wouldn’t bother me to masturbate his knob to issue. Assuming I could wear a boxing glove.

I do however, draw the line at wearing clothes with swear words on. I mean, hey, I get that hipster teachers can say ‘wanker’ and ‘bastard’ to ingratiate themselves with an unruly class. But really, Palace Skateboards, what contribution to society is this T-shirt making? What does Tuff Shit even mean?

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Does it mean the wearer is both robust and objectionable? Does it suggest that the wearer is currently experiencing bowel trouble?

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Come on guys, I’m as street as the next man, but you’ve even spelt ‘tough’ wrong. What kind of example is that for the youth of today?

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