Finally! A sweatshirt I can agree with. I’m not usually one to wear my politics on my sleeve, but stick it over a nipple and I’m on board. I just find it hard to believe it’s taken this long for such a vital message to appear on a 100% cotton garment with a ribbed crew neck. At last someone’s saying it loud and proud, give men equal rights. Come on girls, play fair. I’ve had enough of Loose Women being on when it used to be re-runs of Minder, plus all the pop stars are women now, where have Michael Jackson and R Kelly gone? And what’s with Magic Mike XXL? I can’t help thinking that subtitle might be to do with his cock?

Yes, women are everywhere these days and hopefully this sweatshirt will help redress the balance.

It’s by Acne Studios and it costs 170 quid. It’s grey and the badge is sort of yellowy gold, that’s all I can say really. Yes, it is quite expensive. But, if it helps towards cancelling Downton and getting The Professionals back in their rightful place on primetime, then it’s money well spent.