Arguably so unfashionable they’re fashionable, these Marty McFly meets Chris Packham bongboots have got me scratching my carabiners. Are these wearable? Would they actually look good within a rig-out of airy Engineered Garments, orSlow and Needles? Or have I just been seduced once more by… Read More
I imagine the medical staff on a Klingon Bird of Prey wearing these. They’d be all sticky with bits of hairy skin and horn fragments. But I guess the fat soles would elevate the wear above all but the deepest puddles of green blood. I… Read More
If there are two words that are nauseating enough on their own, but when combined create a truly universal vulgarity, it’s ‘sports’ and ‘sandal’.
You may have noticed. At certain times of the year it gets a bit warmer. When this occurs, a bro must address the mishaps of last summer’s wardrobe to see what can be salvaged. He must root amongst the stained, the frayed, the creased and… Read More
