According to the lateral flow my girl has still got ‘The Rage’. Weird, because it is ten days later. I take another look at the bad line. It is really faint, I suppose she can be unchained from the spare room. From the other side… Read More
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I want my gawpcore!
Look at my shoes. Look at my shoes. Oi, you in the Aries top, what’s your problemo son? Look at my fucking shoes. I’m walking around East London and no one is looking at my shoes.
Empty rhetoric
Jacket: Kapital Sweatshirt: Kolor Hat: Mr Fatman Vest: Engineered Garments Trousers: Comme des Garçons Homme Socks: Anonymous-Ism Shoes: Yuketen
Kapital: Look at a watch and see a Betamax
As an object that does just one thing, you’ve got to wonder how long watches will be around. With access to smart phones, laptops, tablets and talking speakers, why does anyone need to wear a lump on their wrist that only tells the time? Born… Read More
Kapital: Somewhere between a Billy Smart stooge and a grave-robber
Where do shorts end and trousers begin? I wouldn’t say it’s a question that keeps me up at night. And were it not for these classification botherers from Kapital I dare say I wouldn’t even be considering it. A glance at the style press would have… Read More
Kapital: Yes. I know. It’s cold.
It seems the hot topic is no longer lockdown measures, or the effectiveness of the vaccines against new variants, but rather: when do you switch the heating on? We’ve been cold before. Yet no one in human history has ever bothered to work out how… Read More





