It’s my birthday today. And it’s disappointing. Not one person I know had the foresight to read my mind and discover that I want this ridiculous Valentino jacket (a jacket which I’ve never mentioned to anyone because I only noticed it a minute ago on… Read More
You reckon Mr Putlocker goes for drinks with Mr Movshare and Mr Gorillavid? I bet if he does, they suck up to him. You know, cos Putlocker always works. And the others always buffer to balls. Do you think Mr Gorillavid looks like his picture?… Read More
These bags are a class act. To own one of these is pretty much a right of passage. In fact, I’ve heard that after you enjoy a rhythmic bumfingering in a British public school, your assailant hands you one. All you’ve got to do is sponge… Read More
Is fashion art, yada, yada, blah, bore, bore? The dictionary says art is, “the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power.”… Read More
For as long as recorded history, knitted hats have been the dominant millinery genus in east London. Most recently, those that bother to notice, have observed a migration towards ever more diminutive examples. This is not to say the circumference of the average wearer’s head… Read More
