I have, on occasion, been accused of not making it entirely clear whether I actually like the thing I’m writing about. It’s a critique I’m comfortable with. Sometimes, I’m not sure myself. After all what looks strong in a picture can, when worn, look like a warm punnet of testicles. In my view, it’s for the individual clothsman to decide what he wears to go to war with the world. A bro’s tastes and flavours are that bro’s alone. With very few exceptions. This being one.
This is the entire shit. Imagine what ‘the shit’ looks like, now add some more spoons of shit, that’s this. It’s Engineered Garments. It’s SS16. It’s part of the drop at The Bureau that went up this week. It’s got polka dots on it. For fucks sake what are you waiting for?
Yes, it does look a bit pyjamary. And I suppose 263 coins for a jacket that looks a bit pyjamary could be considered unwise. But not by me. And not by you if you’ve any sense. It is, based on all KPIs, the ultimate summer jacket and if I wasn’t writing this fanny, I’d be buying it. Go on, buy it now, do the top two buttons up, leave the bottom ones undone and you’ll own summer. Christ I wish I was you.