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Non-trivial rear end

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You know how we don’t use the word ‘fat’ to describe people who are fat? Instead, we say they’re ‘heavy’. I was wondering, does that apply to jeans? Because without question, these are the fattest ass denims I’ve ever seen.

I don’t mean to cause offense to jeans ‘of size’, anyway, you know, there are probably a load of bros who are mad attracted to that scene… But for me, this is way too much ass.

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I’m not sure who you have to be to pull off such a non-trivial rear?  I guess a smiley, courteous looking Japanese hipster?

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I just love that the back pockets sit way down on the leg. For all I know, they might be the most comfortable jeans ever made? I’ll never find out though. I’d look like I’d followed through like a queasy shire horse. Not really my look for SS14.

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I’ve gots to notify you all that at this stage, I’m out. But if you want to go it alone, you can pick up a pair of these Lee x Mercibeaucoup colabs over at Zozotown. Choice is yours brah. For me, 120 quid is a bit more than I want to pay to look like I’m walking round with a nappy full of manure under my trousers.

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