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Tell me this isn’t the pizzness

Is pizzness a thing? I don’t know. I know that I keep inadvertently fist bumping the only black guy in my social circle. His quizzical expression suggests I’m ‘that guy’. The guy trying too hard to be street.  And now I look again at this sweater, I probably am that guy.

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Thing is, even knowing that, this SOPHNET piece with its uncompromising mashing of nautical stripes and camo looks the bomb to me.

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With this asset under your blaze-blaze, you’ll just look like every other bro-at-arms, ordering your steak frites, prodding your iPad, fingering your shades. An average dude, popping a sliver of seafaring stripe… move along people, move along, nothing to see here. But shrug that blazer off and it all gets naughty. All of a sudden there’s an argument of fabric on display. Bombs vs barnacles. Guerrilla warfare vs, you know, limpets and shit. Either way it’s a big piece. Big price too. End’s got ’em.

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