If you read about EG, either here or elsewhere, want to get your game on, but find the price points a bit threatening, I’m here for you brah. There’s a couple of pieces in the latest drop over at The Bureau, that serve as perfectly reasonable entry level candidates. You know, ideal for Uniqlo Bro, who wants to up-label his look. The kind of guy that wants the chance to be able to finally say, “what this… oh yeah, cool right, it’s from… errrr, where did I grab this again? Oh yeah, ENGINEERED MOTHERFUCKING GARMENTS BRAH WHAAAATTTTT!”

Firstly, this bucket hat. It’s increads. Look at the embroidery. Yes, I know it’s a ton for a hat. But seriously, do you want to be in the game or not? In fact, if I’m honest, I hope you haven’t got the wedge for this, because I want it. Forget I mentioned it. Sir will probably be more comfortable with my other pick anyway.

This is a tote bag. Come on, I said entry level. But remember, it’s an Engineered Garments tote bag – very rare in the UK of Isles. And only 40 quids. It’s the same rip-stop camo fabric used in this season’s murderous parka, only it’s a bag. You should get one of these and carry it everywhere. And just hope people ask about it, rather than that shonky-ass H&M shirt you’re busting.