Visvim confounds me. I don’t know who wears it? I don’t know who it’s aimed at? I can’t comprehend the lifestyle of a bro who wears Visvim. It’s all leather tassels and fleeces, fucked-up looking leather and artisan denim dip dyed by space priests. And it’s almost sarcastically expensive. Visvim seems to be designing exclusively for the Goldman Sachs folktronica house band.

This coat is Gore-Tex, it’s busting wooden buttons, adjustable cuffs with corduroy trim and just to mess with your mind, its got a corduroy patch on the right arm and a twill patch on the left. That’s design right there.

As with all Visvim, it’s made in Japan, which makes it mad-cool. But it’ll quadra-trash your wallet for the privilege. How do you feel about £700 for the pleasure? Well don’t even bother little man,  it’s actually a bank-fisting £1070. But remember, it comes with wooden buttons right. And working pockets. And that glorious sense of being down a grand on something you’ll probably end up burning with a fag.