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Just because you’re not doing anything, doesn’t mean you’re not achieving

Believe brotherman. It’s a Saturday night in, you’re tucked up on the sofa with your boo, prodding at a Jalfrezi, that dude off Eastenders has just copped a couple of Strictly 9s and yeah, you’re getting a bit misty. So your boo’s all up in you for crying like a bitch. But she don’t understand yo, Jalfrezis can be all sorts of hot. Besides, Jake’s killing it for the bros.

Either way, just cause a dude’s surfing the sofa, doesn’t mean you let the fire go out on your look. If you’re lounging in three-quarter length cargos and a faded Chemical Brothers T, you’re diseased bro. After Ebola, Marburg and Rotavirus, I’ve got it on good authority the World Health Organisation is gonna target paunchy, middle-aged dudes, in shit-awful 90’s casualwear.

If you’re reading this, that ain’t you bro. So get involved with the Sleepy Jones range. This is elite loungewear. Hi-steez kit for just lying around in. Ideal for the dude who understands that just because you’re not doing anything, doesn’t mean you’re not achieving.

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I’m all about this camo lounge suit. It comes correct with Japanese cotton fabric, contrast piping, French seams, button cuffs and a chest pocket.

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Apparently it’s, “made to be worn in or outside of the bedroom, and won’t put up a fuss if you throw it on under a blazer.” Jimmy-jams under a blazer – that’s the Strictly thug life right there.

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