I’m fairly positive there isn’t a man alive who could pull this off. I mean, if you rule out the theatrical ‘tude of a Liberace or a Boy George, is it conceivable a run of the mill, ‘non-performing arts’ bro could wield this thing? Thing is I quite want to fuck with it. I wanna try and tame it with some worn denim shirting and rolled-up, baggy-ass chinos. Maybe some simple white kicks…? I’m convincing no one am I?